AfterElton Briefs: “Titanic” Helps Sink “GCB,” “My Boyfriend Does My Makeup,” and Hillary Cuts Loose

  • Birthday shoutouts go to the recently-out Sean Maher (above), who is 37, the faboo Ellen Barkin is 58, Selena would have been 41, and Dusty Springfield would have been 73. What are your favorite Selena or Dusty songs? Here are my three fave Dusty songs. 3. “Son Of A Preacher Man,” 2. “What Have I Done To Deserve This,” and the gorgeous 1. “Windmills Of Your Mind.”
  • In ratings news, some Celine-less unnecessary mini-series helped drag GCB to a series low.
  • Speaking of, “Titanic Anniversary: Ship’s Gay Passengers Revealed In New Research.”
  • Cyndi Lauper will reprise her role as psychic Avalon Harmonia on an upcoming episode of Bones. I need to go watch Vibes for the hundredth time.
  • Tom Hardy talks about playing Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, and if the ugly mask he wears is a liability. “I think he worried it would be something I might not consider because wearing a mask might damage my career or something. He thought I’d be worried that the audience couldn’t see my beautiful face.”
  • The hot guys are bringing in the viewers, as The Client List held steady, as did Game Of Thrones.
  • He probably tripped over his third leg. Oh c’mon, we’ve all seen the pics.

  • “My Boyfriend Does My Makeup,” the gay edition. These guys are adorable. (h/t Crawfish Po Boy)

  • This underwear ad has been making the rounds. Sometimes you just need a closer look.

  • After all the texting she’s been doing, she deserves a night out!

  • Ben Cohen talks to MetroSource about the Stand Up Foundation.

  • Congrats to Miz Liz, who was the first to correctly guess Friday’s Pixuzzle™ © ®

  • Here’s today’s Pixuzzle™ © ®. Below you can see a character from a famous movie. Can you name it?

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