Briefs: Bill & Ted’s Homophobic Adventure, “Glee” Cast Portraits, and “Will & Grace” Destroyed Our World

Here is last week’s caption pic winner. This week’s caption pic is at the bottom of the page.

Thanks to everyone for participating! The winner is …

“Now scanning for viruses.”

Thanks to David for this week’s winning caption!

(source)

Weekend Birthdays! Niall Matter (above) is 33, Viggo Mortenson is 55, Martina Navratilova is 57, Pam Dawber is 62, and Tom Petty is 63.

Santorum: Will & Grace Leads to Destruction of Our Nation.

In ratings news, Scandal continues to dominate, while Once Upon A Time In Wonderland may not be long for this world, and Sean Saves The World inched up a bit.

Congrats to Kristen Bell and Dax Shephard, who got hitched yesterday.

Good God, This description of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure at Universal Studios sounds horrifying. After the character of “Superman” is sprinkled with fairy dust, he turns gay, and “After becoming gay, Superman’s voice and posture changes. His lips purse, his toes point inward, and his wrists become limp. His new voice sounds like a homophobic uncle doing a drunken impression of Richard Simmons, complete with lisps and frequent use of the word “faaaaaaabulous!” It apparently gets worse from there.

Fox has released this season’s cast portraits from Glee, and whoever airbrushed them fell asleep on the switch. Darren looks like a Vulcan, and Chris looks ten years older than he is.

Speaking of, remember Baby Blaine? He’s baaaack.

Stephen Fry dismantles that Russian asshat.

And here’s The Weekly ShoutOUT™. Each week we’re going to focus on one out athlete/performer and feature a daily pic and career timeline. We’ll be showcasing the big names, but also the lesser-known gay celebs who deserve more recognition. This week we give a ShoutOUT to … Matt Dallas. Wrapping up our week with Matt, what better way than to go back to the beginning of the year, and his life-changing announcement.

And now we have the 50 GREATEST LOST HITS OF THE 90′S! I’ve often ragged on the pop music of the 90′s for being an arid desert devoid of fun, but there were bright spots, including these 50 songs, which should have performed better on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Like The 100 Greatest Lost Hits Of The 80′s countdown, this list is very female-centric (what can I say, I like rock chicks), but hopefully, some of these pop gems may trigger a long dormant memory.

At #17 is … “Maria” by Blondie. Debbie Harry and company released No Exit, their first album in 17 years, and it was met with mixed results. It did very well in Europe, but stiffed in the U.S., and the single “Maria,” while hitting #1 in the UK, flopped on the Hot 100, hitting #82 in March 1999.

Congrats to Lazycrockett, who was the first to correctly that yesterday’s Pixuzzle™ © ® was Gilmore Girls

Here are characters from a famous TV show. Can you name it?

Here’s your caption pic for this week. Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!)

John Barrowman being John Barrowman at Comic Con

BRIEFS GUY ON NEXT PAGE!

Pages: 1 2

Tags: , , , , , , , ,