Briefs: John Barrowman Thinks The Doctor Should Be Female, Andrew Garfield Thinks Spider-Man Should Be Gay, and … Tiny Diapers For The Tip Of Your Penis

Briefs

Birthday shoutouts go to Gale Harold (above), who is 43, Sofia Vergara is 41, Neil Tennant is 59, and Alec Mapa is 48.

Damon Wayans, Jr. is set to reprise his role as Coach from the New Girl pilot for a “Major Season Three Arc.”

John Barrowman thinks the next Doctor should be a woman: “We’ve had great guys playing the role. The character of River Song was so popular in the last part of the series and it was such an impact, why shouldn’t we have a female doctor.”

James Franco will be “honored” with a roast on Comedy Central. Drinking game! Take a shot every time someone makes a “He’s so gay …” joke.

Speaking of dumb gay jokes to look forward to, there’s going to be a gay character when Two and a Half Men comes back this fall.

Andrew Garfield on Spider-Man’s sexuality: ‘Why can’t he be gay?’

“The time couldn’t be riper for a tiny diaper.” I want in on this.

Below you can see the Redband (NSFW!) trailer for Spike Lee‘s remake of Old Boy, with Josh Brolin. If this is a shot-by-shot remake, I don’t see the point, but Josh’s bareass is always welcome.

So just a few months ago Barbara Walters went apeshit, blasting the media for the rumors that Elisabeth Hasselbeck was leaving The View. No one’s buying your big bag of b.s. or tears, Babs, but this was a more subdued sendoff than we’ve seen on this show before.

And here’s The Weekly ShoutOUT™. Each week we’re going to focus on one out athlete/performer and feature a daily pic and career timeline. We’ll be showcasing the big names, but also the lesser-known gay celebs who deserve more recognition. This week we give a ShoutOUT to … Jake Shears.. After Scissor Sisters found enormous success in the UK, they finally had their first big impact stateside, when “Filthy/Gorgeous” scored the band their first number one on Billboard’s Hot Dance Club Songs.

Now, presenting … THE TOP 40 HORROR FILMS OF THE 80′S! Journey with me back to the birth of the Dead Teenager movie (actually, that began in the 70′s, so I guess it would be the Afterbirth Of The Dead Teenager Movie), the last gasps of the Italian Horror Masters, and the franchises that still continue today. Yes, your Freddy, Jason, and Michael will be represented, but I’m also going to pay tribute to the obscurities that deserve to be seen. At #35 is … The Beast Within.

Teenager Michael has a problem. While most teens try to cope with an occasional zit, Michael has a different kind of outbreak. The Beast Within is famous for its transformation scenes, which are still fun thirty years later, and made the most out of its low budget but imaginative special effects. Here, let Optimus Prime fill you in.

Congrats to No One! Nobody guessed that yesterday’s Pixuzzle™ © ® was Little House On The Prairie.

Here’s today’s Pixuzzle™ © ®. Here are characters from a famous TV show. Can you name it?

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