Celebrity Twitterwatch: Bird Brain Edition

Maybe the owl will chase you off.

Here at Twitterwatch, we use the 140 characters of Twitter
to plumb the minds and souls of our favorite celebrities. And it turns out that
some of them have birds other than the little blue bird of Twitter on their

The closest I’ll get to cuddling up to the hunk of my high school years.

New Kid on the Block Jonathan Knight looks exhausted. And I
know how he feels. This summer I had an owl move into the oak tree outside my
bedroom, and he was more reliable than a rooster for a 5:30 AM wakeup call. So
I wish him good luck with chasing him down, because if he’s like mine, or the
one at the top of the page, maybe he should just move.

Hope you all had a great Saturday! I have an owl to chase from a tree then off to bed!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Though one has to wonder if boy bands develop an unnatural
aversion to birds for some reason. Westlife’s
Mark Feehily seems to have an issue
with pigeons. But if he’s in Tesco, maybe it’s Tesco that has the issue.
Shouldn’t the pigeons be outside as opposed to attacking patrons?

A pigeon just flew past my nose in Tesco.I have a big phobia of bird and flapping wings! I scream u scream we all scream for ice-cream =Oless than a minute ago via Echofon


It may not be a screech owl keeping Caprica’s Jane Espenson
up at night, but she’s keeping the same hours as an owl thanks to jet lag. But
the good news is she’s found a way to make the best of a bad situation.

Gotta say, I’m loving this jet lag! I’m getting so much done in the hours between 3 and 9 AM!less than a minute ago via web


Maybe she can play Monopoly
with Aussie comic Josh Thomas. He’s
up late, and feeling all alone. He wants companionship, but I think he’s so
adorable he shouldn’t have to resort to paying for it, even in the dead of
night. Jane, meet Josh. You two can play online.

Maybe I will get a prostitute and make them play monopoly with me. I do like playing monopoly.less than a minute ago via web


But among the things he doesn’t like, Broadway’s Gavin Creel doesn’t list birds, jet
lag, or being lonely. Frankly, he’s got a list of irritants that could fit just
about anybody. Who knew gays were just normal people?

THINGS I DON’T LIKE: atm fees, rotten avocados, whining wally, gloom, crap customer service, my impatience, & headaches.less than a minute ago via web


Next page: Bullied gay teens.

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