Celebrity Twitterwatch: I’m Not Feeling Like Myself Edition

Obviously, Daddy was home when this smiling picture was taken.

Here at Twitterwatch we spend a lot of time walking in other people’s shoes, so we know something about feeling not quite like ourselves. Whether things are just a bit off emotionally or physically, it can really throw off your game if you’re not feeling quite like your normal, upbeat self.

Over the months, we’ve all fallen in love with the conversations that Wil Wheaton has with his dog via Twitter. I’m constantly amazed at how much nuance Wil fits into 140 characters, and I feel like I know his pets. At the top of the page, we finally get to meet Seamus Wheaton, the dog who denies chasing his own tail. And below you can see that he’s very aware of his environment, and knows when Daddy has to leave.

Dog: Why is the suitcase out?! Me: I’m going to Vancouver. Dog: WHAT?! Me: Yeah. Dog: I’ll be here pouting on the floor if you need me.less than a minute ago via web

I’m not one to follow Martha Stewart on Twitter. Frankly, if I want to feel inferior I can just talk to my family. But the other night, Miss Perfect seemed to be slurring her tweets, and the Internet was vastly amused. To be sure, if she was impaired, she probably grew the grapes, stomped them, and aged the wine herself in barrels she made of trees she grew from acorns.

i am not drunk-just curious if i can get some action going on twitter time to write my editor’s letter now less than a minute ago via web

One of the great unanswered questions of Glee is whether or not Sue Sylvester is still of an age to be capable of bearing children. I’m actually going to hope not based on this tweet, because the thought of Sue going through menopause scare the devil out of me.

I can’t WAIT for menopause. You think Chernobyl was bad? Just wait til you see what a Sue Sylvester hot flash looks like.less than a minute ago via HootSuite

Stephen Fry seems to be the consumate professional. He’s always calm, cool and collected. So it’s nice to know that even he can get nervous when playing Royal Albert Hall. No word on if there was anyone expected in the royal box.

Golly wolly woo. Audience will be let in any min. My tummy feels like the floor of a bouncy castle *straightens tie & slaps face* #FryRAHless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

And even if your tooth aches and you have to go see the man in the white coat with the drill that makes that awful whirring sound, you can always find a silver lining. If you’re into that sort of thing. It wouldn’t surprise me to find that Dave Navarro was.

When I look at going to the dentist as a kind of BDSM appointment, it really isn’t all that bad.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

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