Every once in awhile we need to stop and reflect on a very eventful week. This strikes me as one of those weeks.
Here are 10 Twitter gays who parse everything from Alec Baldwin‘s idiocy to DOMA’s super-idiocy in under 140 characters. I snuck some non-topical Twitter commentary in there too, for balance’s sake.
Nick Stadler tries his best to understand Alec Baldwin and, by default, ourselves.
I searched craigslist personals for “feet in ass” and got no results. I don’t know where Alec Baldwin gets his info about what queens dig.
— Nick Stadler (@Nickadoo) June 29, 2013
On the day DOMA and Prop 8 struck down, Bryan Safi attempted to understand the inner dialogue of gay marriage opponents. We salute him.
“Maybe WE’RE the weirdos.” – a thought that’s maybe, just maybe, dawning on bigots today — Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) June 26, 2013
Chris Schleicher‘s home is thankfully un-broken.
I’m glad my parents didn’t divorce because I feel so nervous when performers make two sides of the audience compete to make the most noise. — Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) July 2, 2013
Richard Lawson tells you the truth. No, “a” truth.
Why is it Under *the* Dome? There could be other domes.
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) July 2, 2013
Dave Holmes diplomatically approaches those pro-DOMA mouthbreathers.
DOMA teeth-gnashers, consider this: there are children alive right now who will grow up to be gay AND save themselves for marriage.
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) June 26, 2013