Billy Eichner voices my exact problem with Despicable Me: the despicableness.
The minions in Despicable Me all look like pedophiles but you guys go and enjoy!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 8, 2013
Chris Kelly’s listserv is serving him.
I can’t help but feel like OKCupid’s birthday email to me is a read. I’M 33 AND SINGLE I GET IT. — Chris J. Kelly (@heychrisk) July 6, 2013
Guy Branum‘s Robin Wright joke is longer than Robin Wright’s appearance in Moneyball.
Sam Lansky might not be joking.
Congratulations to Amanda Bynes, a new political correspondent for Fox News
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) July 8, 2013
Louis Virtel (holllerrrr) interrupts this list of 10 to prove he knows TheBacklot readership pretty well.
“Teen Wolf” is for people who think, “I wish Evanescence videos went on for years.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 9, 2013