Happy Birthday, Cher! Here Are Her 10 Most Underrated Moments



It’s Cher‘s birthday. Grab your Oscar, flatten all four feet of your hair, and get into it.

The greatest compliment I can give Cher is that no one is, or ever has been, like her. At all. Her incredible vocals, her stunning acting skills, her candor, her charm, her Mackey wackiness, and her staggering gorgeousness make her a mythological presence on Earth and a transcendently cool pop star. Today, on her 67th birthday, let’s pick her ten most underrated moments. Please enlighten me your favorite under-discussed Cher moments. We can all learn something today.

(By the way: Cher announced on her Twitter this morning that her new single is dropping in June, and her next album drops in September. Celebrate!)

1. She called Meryl Streep “Mary Louise” at the Oscars and got away with it.



You have to be Cher in order to get away with referring to your Oscar co-nominee Meryl Streep — formerly your costar in Silkwood, of course — by her mortal name “Mary Louise.” When Cher delivered her Oscar acceptance speech for Moonstruck, she said to Meryl, “I feel so unbelievable that I did my first movie with her, and now I was nominated with her, and I feel really thankful.” Two things: 1) Silkwood was not Cher’s first big movie (but we’ll get to that in a second). 2) Meryl looked amazing at that Oscars.

2. The skin-deep sassiness of “Skin Deep”


This frenetic little dance jam from ’88 barely hit the U.S. charts, but it’s addicting, saucy, and zippy in that Olivia Newton John “Heart Attack” way you love. Cher’s lolling patois is so kickass on the chorus when she purrs, “S.O.S. / I’m in distress!” You can’t argue with a dance song that’s flat-out telling you its pleasures are skin DEEP!

3. She’s the best part of Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean


Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean is a weird and haunted-seeming Robert Altman movie, but it features a one-of-a-kind female ensemble (including Oscar winners Sandy Dennis and Kathy Bates)  and a phenomenal breakthrough performance from Cher, who is given arguably the weakest storyline in this twisted memory movie. Cher is charismatic, yet unassumingly fun as Sissy., who is one of the saner employees at a beyond-abandoned saloon. Cher’s performance is so raw and engrossing, it made me twitch with excitement just like Sandy Dennis.

4. “Wagon Wheel Watusi” could be the greatest looped YouTube clip ever. 

The movie: Burlesque. The song title: “Wagon Wheel Watusi.” Watch as Cher yammers off that alliterative gem again and again, brightening your day more than you could’ve ever imagined.

5. Best Will & Grace appearances ever?



Cher was so damn great in her season three cameo on Will & Grace, the one where she appears to Jack, flips her hair, and and allows him to mistake her for a drag queen. My favorite part is probably the way she suddenly busts out the big line from “If I Could Turn Back Time,” because she sounded unbelievable.

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