Max competes in the Mr. Super Gay Chicago pageant, and gets a makeover from Jane
In the first of this week’s episodes, Dave and Alex train Max for the Mr. Super Gay Chicago Pageant.
“I went to orientation and the competition is stiff. Okay, they disqualified that guy, but the rest of the competition is pretty good.”
Max’s answer to everything: Shoving his hands down his pants.
“This pageant is a disaster. It’s worse than the time I saw Bette Midler get on a horse.”
“This Pete thing has been such a rollercoaster. Ups … downs … barfing.”
“I want to see only whites. Dark pupils right to the back … I realize that that sounds bad.”
Sonny and … Gaga?