Morning Meme: Disappointing “Glee” Spoilers, Jimmy Kimmel Steals Candy From Babies, and James Bond’s “Skyfall”

I’m just going to go ahead and get this over with: TV Line has basically the entire episode of Glee
next week spoiled, from the musical to Sebastian and BlaineSebastian,
to yes, Klaine‘s special moment.
Which sounds like it happens entirely off screen, while we know that Lea Michele complained about how sweaty
Cory Monteith was for their scene,
so we’ll get to see that.

Tons of congress people and corporations have filed amicus briefs in favor of DOMA
being struck down.

Good news! The Catholic Archdiocese has decided that Satan does not, in fact, make gay babies. We can now go back to
blaming the only obvious culprit: straight people having sex.

Houston Chronicle parenting blogger Kathleen McKinley thinks that if we want gay teens to stop killing
themselves, we should encourage denial and staying closeted for them,
not acceptance and love. I think the Houston
Chronicle
should be encouraged to find a better parent to give advice.

James BondSkyfall is the name of the new James
Bond
film, and it will center mostly around M‘s past coming back to haunt
her. The story is completely separate from the previous two Daniel Craig-starring films.

Remember Scratch,
the saber –toothed squirrel from the Ice Age movies? It turns out he did exist.

The teen that beat the crap out of his gay classmate while
the camera phones rolled has been charged with a delinquency count of assault.

No big-box retailers will agree to sell the David
Javerbaum
book The Last Testament: A Memoir by God. And it won’t even be
published in the UK for fear of offending people. Thankfully, I have it
downloaded on Kindle on my iPad, if I can just find time to read it.

Garrett Hedlund has officially been offered the lead role in Akira.
I hope he’s capable of emoting more Garrett Hedlundthan he did in Tron.

For everything I
agree with
Kids In the Hall’s Scott
Thompson
about, like “Let’s be honest, look at the role of gay men on
television – for a gay male to be on television he has to be neutered, and
who’s doing the neutering? Women. Straight men don’t do it; they don’t give a
shit. They are jealous of how much sex we have. It’s women who are neutering
us. They want us to be their shopping companions…,” I disagree strongly
about other things, like saying that calling him a gay comic is a form of
bullying. “That’s total bullying. It’s putting you in a category that
makes you lesser. When you hyphenate anything, that’s basically lessening you.
How about just ‘comedian’? I reject all those hyphenates. That’s just
- no. I don’t want any hyphenates. I don’t want any handicap.” Lesser?
Really? Get some therapy, dude.

Lady Gaga is having a Thanksgiving special, with Katie Couric. They’ll be singing, crafts, and then she’ll deep fry
a turkey and serve it with waffles.

Meanwhile, Universal Pictures chief Ron Meyer says thatCowboys & Aliens wasn’t good
enough. Forget all the smart people involved in it, it wasn’t good enough. All
those little creatures bouncing around were crappy. I think it was a mediocre
movie, and we all did a mediocre job with it.” But he has nothing but
praise for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, “Scott Pilgrim did deserve better, but it just didn’t capture enough
of the imaginations of people, and it was one of those things where it didn’t
cost a lot so it wasn’t a big loss.”

Dirty Dancing It’s happening. The Dirty Dancing remake will be released in July 2013.

Just as Downton Abbey wraps up season two in
the UK comes the news that the show has been renewed for a third season.

Do a barrel roll.

HBO’s The Kids Are All Right will not be a sequel. It won’t be a prequel. Actually, it
might be both. Who knows.Armie Hammer and Leonardo DiCaprio

Somewhere, Lea
Michele
is sitting in a darkened room, stroking a white cat, and
smiling contentedly. 

In J. Edgar, it seems Tolson and Hoover took the whole “kiss and make up” thing to
passionate heights. Like totally heterosexual men do.

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