Morning Meme: NBC Bringing Puppets To Primetime, Naya Rivera’s Thanksgiving Plans and Cazwell Says “Unzip Me”

Hot Aussie blond Lachlan Buchanan is taking a turn on Pretty Little Liars as Duncan, who has a past with Allison. His accent won’t be on display, sadly, because I do love an Aussie accent.Lachlan Buchanan

Go read I’m a Christian, Unless You’re Gay. Then read the dissection of responses to the article. Go on. I’ll just wait here.

I’d link to something about the Congressional Supercommittee failing miserably at reaching a deal, but it’s not news. If I was that bad at my job I would have been fired years ago.

A new study calls Fox News viewers uninformed. Honestly, I think anyone who relies on cable news is uninformed. The number of hours CNN devoted to Casey Anthony and the Conrad Murray trial boggles the mind.

Brandon McInerey has accepted a plea deal in the murder of gay teen Lawrence King that will have him serving 21 years in prison.

Marvel Comics has announced the end of bisexual Daken‘s solo imprint. Marvel’s Axel Alonso says “From a supporting role in “Wolverine: Origins” to the lead of ongoing series that Daken and Bullseyeincluded him slicing Frank Castle to bits — enter Franken-Castle. Both were characters that gained traction in a market that, well, doesn’t really have a great track record of supporting new stuff. And both characters anchored legitimate monthly titles. We don’t do R&D at Marvel. We’ll stick by a title for a while — like we did with “Spider-Girl” — but there comes a point where that title has to earn, usually sooner than later.”

I quit watching Parenthood halfway through the second season because I had never seen such a selfish, self-centered group of adults in my life – and that includes Gossip Girl. But maybe the addition of Frances Sternhagen as Great-Grandma Braverman can whip them into shape. I’ve always loved her.

Rocky: The Musical is happening in Germany. But then again, Germans like David Hasselhoff’s music.

The White Party is moving from Vizcaya (totally beautiful setting for anything) to the Miami Seaquarium where animal activists are afraid it might keep the whales awake.  The move will result in a $50,000 decrease in rent, so more money can go to HIV/AIDS charities. I really regret not hitting the White Party while I lived in Miami, but I’ve grown out of my circuit boy days I think.

The Fug Girls take a hard look at Miss Piggy’s style evolution. I love the intro: Which beloved, bilingual Hollywood actress making her big-screen return this week boasts a career as long as Miss PiggyMeryl Streep’s, a martial arts affinity that rivals Chuck Norris’s, a list of facial nips and tucks that would make Joan Rivers blush, and the distinction of being the first (and ideally only) person to ever attend the Emmys with a boyfriend of another species?

Walter the Muppet was modeled on Michael Cera. And now my excitement for this movie has lessened just a bit.

Got skunk junk and need to be fresh for that Grindr hookup? Try Fellas Wipes for that clean feeling “down there.”

I always wanted to go to Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardis Gras, but now it’s too late. It’s just the Sydney Mardis Gras, and they can call it just a name change to reflect the times all they want, I just lost all interest.

My arch-nemesis decided to increase his television profile. It may be time to cut the cord for me.

Bradley ManningNBC isn’t quite bringing The Muppet Show back, but they are doing a pilot with the Jim Henson Company call The New Nabors, about a human Palm Springs family dealing with the implications of a puppet family moving in next door. I’ve already set my DVR.

Bradley Manning is finally getting a day in court after being held for 17 months without so much as a hearing.

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