Morning Meme: “The Looney Tunes Show” Celebrates Christmas, Adam Levine Hates Honey Boo Boo, and How Do You Define Consummation For Same-Sex Couples?

Kristen Chenoweth is dating The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka. I’m sure I can see the attraction, but considering allJake Pavelka the hot tub hijinks on that show, I hope she’s had all her shots.

Evidently British civil servants are thinking a lot about gay sex. It seems that traditionally, British law requires that a marriage be consummated to be completely legal, and nobody is quite sure what “consummated” means for a gay couple or a lesbian couple. The law defines it for heterosexual couples as “complete penetration of the vagina by the penis, although it does not matter if a condom or ejaculation is involved.” They considered amending the law to remove the consummation requirement for all couples, but felt that any changes to heterosexual marriage would bring opposition. So what is consummation to you?

Denis O’Hare is returning to Law & Order SVU as Father Shea. It doesn’t sounds like Father Shea has a great time of it, being pulled from his car and beaten. “Returning” is slightly loaded here – O’Hare originally played Father Shea on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and the shows don’t typically mix like this.

Both Bully and How To Survive a Plague have made the shortlist for the Oscars’ documentary category.

Mary Kate and Ashley OlsenYou may lose many hours to the new tool Overlayer. Basically it allows you to place an overlay on any photo, such as the TMZ watermark, or add a Tebow to any picture. Basically, it saves you hours in Photoshop trying to create a cutout to use to mock your friends.

A prominent Southern Methodist University student has admitted to forcing a male student to perform sex acts on him. John Mahaffey is a descendent of an SMU founder, scholarship committee chari, Hunt scholar, a student senator and a member of the interfraternity council. He pressured his victim to say it was consensual using his positions to create fear.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are producing a ridiculous $55,000 handbag with prescription meds on it with artist Damien Hirst. Only 12 will be made, because there are only 12 people crazy enough to spend $55,000 on a handbag.

For the past few weeks, io9.com has been posting Fan Fic Fridays, where a story has been dissected Mystery Science Theater style. Keith HaringThey’re discontinuing the feature because of fairly aware reasons for a Gawker blog. Mostly, they got a lot of feedback that while it might be fine to mock a Hollywood movie, picking on an unknown fanfic writer when you’re a giant media company is just mean.

From December 2 to February 15, Mana Contemporary in Jersey City will be hosting a rare exhibition of out artist Keith Haring’s larger artworks. Mana is one of the few facilities equipped to handle exhibitions of so many oversize art pieces, and it’s worth checking out the work of Haring, who put so much life into his work.

At an after party for a screening of Les Miserables, Hugh Jackman pulled his costar Amanda Seyfried onstage, announced it was her birthday, and proceeded to sing to heAdam Leviner while giving her a lap dance. I’d like to point out my birthday was last week, Mr. Jackman.

Gwist.TV is a new YouTube channel targeting the GLBT market with original content from creators such as Howard Bragman, Miss Ritchfield 1981, and Randy Rainbow.

Quentin Tarantino has an explanation for why the song Frank Ocean wrote for Django Unchained isn’t in the movie. “Frank Ocean wrote a fantastic ballad that was truly lovely and poetic in every way, there just wasn’t a scene for it. I could have thrown it in quickly just to have it, but that’s not why he wrote it and not his intention. So I didn’t want to cheapen his effort. But, the song is fantastic, and when Frank decides to unleash it on the public, they’ll realize it then.”

Adam Levine is not a fan of Honey Boo Boo. “Just because so many people watch the show doesn’t mean it’s good. So many people witness atrocities and can’t take their eyes away from them, but that doesn’t mean they’re good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened. It’s complete f*cking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F*ck those people. You can put that in the magazine: F*ck those idiots. They’re just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that—like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting.”

 

 

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