EW reports that Starz has ordered The Chair, a reality series from the producer of Project Greenlight. The competition will follow two first-time directors as they direct their version of the same movie script. A team of mentors — including Zachary Quinto — will oversee the process.
Twilight alum Booboo Stewart has joined the cast of The Descendants, according to The Hollywood Reporter. That’s the Disney Channel movie about the children of villains from classic animated Disney movies. Stewart will play the son of Jafar.
After CBS announced that Stephen Colbert would take over as The Late Show host, the fun was watching the meltdowns on the right wing blogosphere. Rush Lumbaugh responded that CBS “declared war on the heartland of America” while Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro called Colbert’s faux pundit character “political blackface“.
Meanwhile, Colbert’s promotion raises new questions like what will replace The Colbert Report and will Craig Ferguson quit as The Late Late Show host in protest.
CNN’s replacement for Piers Morgan will be documentary series fronted by Lisa Ling, Mike Rowe and John Walsh.
TNT has ordered The Librarians, a spin-off of the Noah Wyle-starring Librarian movies. The series will star Rebecca Romijn, Christian Kane and John Laroquette, with Wyle making occasional appearances.
Here’s some consolation if Fox cancels Enlisted, Parker Young joined the cast of Cuz-Bros, a comedy about a slick ladies man who has his life disrupted when his cousin needs a couch to crash on. Oh, the part that might work as a consolation to Enlisted fans? Geoff Stults has already been cast in the lead role, while Young will play the disruptive cousin, so their TV relationship should be familiar.
Last year, 146 baby girls were named Khaleesi, presumably by Game of Thrones-living parents who figured it would be too hard to teach their daughter how to spell Daenerys.
HLN announced more shows for their social media take on the news. It includes 2 Spouses, 3 Houses where a couple’s “likes, hearts and pins” are used to determine their dream house (so they’d suggest I move into a recreation of the Lilo & Stitch house I guess?) and a game show testing contestants’ awareness of social media headlines. Sounds like it could use some accompaniment from the RiffTrax guys.
The View (ABC) Check local listings
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman will be discussing the Off-Broadway play they’re doing together.
The Talk (CBS) Check local listings
Jackie Collins is on today’s show.
The Neighbors (ABC) 8:30 PM ET
ABC’s absurd comedy may be ending its second season with an even more insecure spot on the bubble but at least it’s going out with an appearance by George Takei.
Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) 9:00 PM ET
It’s time for a good old fashioned mastercriminal deathtrap as a bad tip leads the team to a building set up with explosives.
Grimm (NBC) 9:00 PM ET
Portland’s most awkward alliance of wesen and grimms gets put to the test thanks to an agent (C. Thomas Howell) that Prince Viktor has waiting stateside to act.
Hello Ross (E!) 10:00 PM ET
Ross‘s guests this week include Giuliana and Bill Rancic, comedian Theo Von and Patti Stanger. These are the weeks even I find myself questioning Ross’ pop culture enthusiasm and feel my loyalty wavering.
Continuum (Syfy) 10:00 PM ET
After that amazing premiere, Kiera has a lot to deal with as she now lives in a timeline with two Alecs. She doesn’t have to figure out how to deal with another version of herself out there but that’s because someone murdered that other Kiera.
Hannibal (NBC) 10:00 PM ET
The reports of a certain FBI employee’s death have turned out to be exaggerated. Now, it’s time for her to team up with Will to find the identity of her would-be murderer.
Orphan Black: The Cloneversation (BBC America) 8:00 PM ET
In order to warm up audiences for the return of its Peabody-winning drama, BBC America has this special looking back at the amazing first season, including reactions from the likes of Patton Oswalt and Wil Wheaton. Can someone pick me up in a TARDIS and drop me off on next Saturday, already?
Bermuda Tentacles (Syfy) 9:00 PM ET
Linda Hamilton and Trevor Donovan star in Syfy’s latest creature feature about a Navy team that unwillingly awakens an undersea monster. A monster with tentacles, I presume.
Celebrity Ghost Stories (LMN) 9:00 PM ET
Jai Rodriguez tells the tale of the time he realized he wasn’t the only occupant of a motel room while Downton Julie Brown recalls her encounter with a broken-hearted ghost.
Ripper Street (BBC America) 9:00 PM ET
For the second season finale, dead bodies continue to appear in Whitechapel, probably due to that stolen diamond.
The Graham Norton Show (BBC America) 10:00 PM ET
Graham returns with new episodes with Kylie Minogue, funnyman Richard Ayoade, Russell Crowe and Cameron Diaz.
Saturday Night Live (NBC) 11:30 PM ET
Seth Rogen makes his third appearance as host this week. I’m hoping for a slide presentation of all the guys (other than Zac Efron) who look like they were designed in a lab by a gay guy.